Friday, October 24, 2008
The Manchurian McCandidate
Now that the debates are over, I can't believe this guy wanted to do 10 of them! It only took three debates for McCain to have a complete meltdown. Sure, he did a better job of answering some of the questions and getting in a few good digs, but when it was all over, I got the feeling it was way past his bedtime.
Forget about calling him at 3 in the morning, Hillary. He won't hear the phone ring.
There should be some sort of mercy rule so this guy doesn't go off the deep end before it's over. End it now. Go out with some dignity. You're going to have nothing left if you keep going like this.
He lauds Joe Sixpack and Joe the Plumber, but he's no Joe Paterno. Seventy-three years is a lot of water under the bridge, and old man McCain can't tread water that long.
So play Taps, retire your colors, and live to fight another day in the United States Senate, where you used to be an honorable and sane man.
Say goodnight, John.